Having Internet access only through my iPod means a lot of short quick updates.
"So what do you want to see in Rome today? Old stuff or older stuff?"
"Yeah, you'd think they'd do something about these old crumbling walls."
if the Vatican thinks that lack of a toilet seat will stop my from doing my business in the bathroom at St. Peters Basilica, they dont know that I am Canadian, I was conceived in BC and I was born knowing how to pop a squat in any wilderness.
"what's the first thing you want to eat in Italy?"
"You think I'm joking."
I saw more popes' bodies yesterday than I thought or hoped I'd ever see.
"Yo, there's all this art by the Ninja Turtles here!"